"Emanick1 on a clan forum"

 

When I was a kid, we didn't have those fancy schmancy "real schools!" We had to go to a soggy, 4x4 vodka-soaked cardboard box that said "FAKE SKOOL" on it in the root language of Arabic, and we LIKED it! And we had to walk uphill seventy-eight miles at a 179 degree angle BOTH WAYS, through a raging tsunami! And we liked that too! And there were sixty-two of us in the class, and all we learned was how to divide by negative zero, and by the time I was your age I knew how to do my multiplication tables up to negative 55,682,943! And we LIKED IT!

Cxkslei on Sal's

 

Ignorance is bliss which leads to idiocy.

Sir Beck4 on a clan forum

 

i hate every one, dont cry if your just another person i hate
not that i hate you.

Pen on same clan forum

 

We're not making fun of you, just what you say.

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He who sits on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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I'm not as think as you drunk I am! :bigdrink:

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Time is a great teacher, unfortunately it kills all its pupils.